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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa Quotes

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

American Musician College

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on - Frank Zappa Quotes

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on

Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut - Frank Zappa Quotes

Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Entertainment Politicians And Politics

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

American Musician Music

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced - Frank Zappa Quotes

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced

People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House Criminal saints With a

People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House Criminal saints With a "Heavenly Mission" - A nation enraptured By pure superstition

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss - Frank Zappa Quotes

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss

Boss

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss - Frank Zappa Quotes

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss

Boss

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. - Frank Zappa Quotes

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

American Musician

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner - Frank Zappa Quotes

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny - Frank Zappa Quotes

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Funny Quote of the Day

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep - Frank Zappa Quotes

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie -it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made. - Frank Zappa Quotes

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie -it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only as long as) individual citizens give it a

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only as long as) individual citizens give it a "temporary license to exist" - in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy you own the government - it doesn't own you. Along with this comes a responsibility to ensure that individual actions, in the pursuit of a personal destiny, do not threaten the well-being of others while the "pursuit" is in progress.

Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon - Frank Zappa Quotes

Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

American Musician Communism

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read - Frank Zappa Quotes

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer - Frank Zappa Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer

No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky - Frank Zappa Quotes

No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. - Frank Zappa Quotes

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

American Musician

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa. - Frank Zappa Quotes

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa.

Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.

Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.'' - Frank Zappa Quotes

Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.''

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good- and cares about any of it- to han - Frank Zappa Quotes

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good- and cares about any of it- to han

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk - Frank Zappa Quotes

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole. - Frank Zappa Quotes

A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. - Frank Zappa Quotes

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

American Musician

too expensive and too violent. - Frank Zappa Quotes

too expensive and too violent.

Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence - Frank Zappa Quotes

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a variety of different things. Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not - Frank Zappa Quotes

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own - Frank Zappa Quotes

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own

Cult Real Estate Religion

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can - Frank Zappa Quotes

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity - Frank Zappa Quotes

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

American Musician Art

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa Quotes

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

American Musician

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

American Musician Progress

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid - Frank Zappa Quotes

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid

In a fight between you and the world, pick the world - Frank Zappa Quotes

In a fight between you and the world, pick the world

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. - Frank Zappa Quotes

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

American Musician

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Quotes

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

American Musician Stupidity

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

American Musician

Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it - Frank Zappa Quotes

Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. - Frank Zappa Quotes

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

American Musician

The most important thing in art is the frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a

The most important thing in art is the frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a "box" around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?

Music is always a commentary on society. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Music is always a commentary on society.

American Musician Music

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence. - Frank Zappa Quotes

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.

Existence Virtue

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state - Frank Zappa Quotes

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state

Music

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